guide to : Chase Away a Boring Day

I am sorry that I haven't posted anything in FOREVER, but the truth lies behind a story that I will have to tell you. I was just frolicking around in cheese forest while I was in my unicorn form when Pie released her crackon . Afterwards I awoke to see Pie,Pizza, and Breeto. They told me the whole story then Pie announced that she could only save my left shoe and foot. The rest of the time I had to heal myself because I am part vampire too.

So now you know what is what and how I couldn't post ANYTHING! now i come to you for the real reason I have made you read this far. I. wrote. a. poem. Here it  comes.

A Boring Day 

"There is nothing!" Is what I say.

Nothing, to chase away this boring day,

but when Jackers wants to play

I heave a sigh and say"okay."

~

I should have shouted out HOORAY!

Because outside there was a beautiful day! 

The kind of day to chase away 

the boring ones like today.

Did you like it? Please comment below and don't forget to walk your fish!

P.S. Jack is my dog and sometimes we call him Jackers!

Guide To: PIRATES!!!

     " Today, class, we are going to be learning about... algebra: EXTENDED!" says teacher. **GROANS** Suddenly a big hole comes out of the wall, and a man walks out of it. The man approaches the teacher with a T-shirt that says, "I love algebra!!!" He tells her that she is ''greatly needed'' in the future. Your teacher grabs a pencil and spare paper and sprints through the hole. Your new substitute appears (see I told you no math) and gives you homework about pirates...even...though...you're...in...math class.

Well, don't worry, I have had that substitute before, and  I have made a guide about it because she gave us homework ...about pirates...in...science class (I wish it had been math)!


To read about pirates you must first be a pirate. To be a pirate you must have a name.

I have compiled rows with words on them choose 1 word from each row and *ARGH*
Ye has just chosen yer pirate name!


                           mean             bones           Pete   
                           bad               dead eye       John
                           broken          bird               Bluejay
                           whiskered     pancake        Sally
                           smelly           possum          Guy
                           long              rat fink          Bob
                           squishy         sinkhole        Polly
                           slimy             spoon           Joe
                           mad              hair              Fish
   


Did you find one (my pirate name is Whiskered Spoon Fish)? Well, to be a pirate one must also talk like one!

 Here you will find pirate-speak!
 http://www.pirateglossary.com/A_Pirates_Glossary_of_Terms.html

Here are a few phrases to get you started:

Ahoy-an interjection to hail a ship
Argh- an exclamation
Avast-yes,affirmation
Becalmed-the state of a sailing vessel
Blackspot- a smudge on a piece of paper used by a pirate as a threat.(usually death)
Blimey-an exclamation
Hornswaggle- to cheat
Me- my
Warp- to move a vessel

Now you must learn pirate facts... (all these wonderful facts from http://www.republicofpirates.net/LittleKnownPirateFacts.html )

Many pirates had eye patches, peg legs, or hooks. Ships in
the 17th and 18th century were extremely dangerous places to work,
and sailors regularly lost limbs and eyes.

There were pirates in Ancient Greece, and there are pirates today who
attack container ships, tankers, even cruise liners in places like
Somalia and the Straits of Malacca, between Singapore and Indonesia

 Now you know all you maybe need to know about PIRATES!

 P.S. Please tell me your awesome pirate name in the comments!



    

Guide To:''Paint'' Your Nails

Okay I don't paint my nails very much because it is practically impossible for me to do that without it making a huge mess on my hands.Then I try to wash it off but it doesn't come off! So I have made  a new way to ''paint'' your nails. Read the instructions below!!!

1. Get 2 different nail polishes.
2. Take the 1st polish and make a straight or straight-ish line down the middle of your finger.
3. Get your 2nd polish and dab gently on both sides of your nail.
4. Swing  your arms back and forth for your nails to get dry.
5. You could take a picture of your nails and post them on social media,but I highly recommend not doing so .(It is kind of lame!)  

Guide To : A Hungry Morning!

This morning my sister made an amazing discovery...Waffle Bread! My mom wouldn't let her use eggs for French toast, so she improvised.                  

We will start with the ingredients...

• about 1/2 to a full stick of butter.
• bread
• waffle iron and toaster
• whatever you like to put on waffles

     Steps...

1. Toast desired amount of bread in toaster.
2. Spread butter on both sides of toast.
3. Put buttered toast in waffle iron and iron to desired iron-ing
4. Add your toppings or just leave it plain to have already buttered crispy toast!
5. Enjoy!

     -Soup

Hi There!

  Well it looks like you have just crash landed into an unknown blog. Just to let you know, this blog will tell you everything that you will need to know (cool stuff not math or reading... maybe)! I will tell you things like what to do on a snow day, what to say to annoying siblings ( because I have a couple of those), and much more! You may be wondering why this is Soup's Guide To Everything and not Harold's or Suzie's guide?

Well I'll tell you why! My friends and I have food names. One of my friends just so happens to be named Pizza for her love of saying ''pizza'' in awkward silences (very helpful actually). Pie just so happens to be named that because...well I really don't know, she just sort of likes to write ''pie'' on useless pieces of paper.

There is also Burrito, and we named her that because her last name has something to do with burrito's (I am not putting her last name on the internet due to privacy). Then there is me, when I got my food name I used to say "Sup..." a lot, as in "What's up?" Then eventually, instead of staying "Sup," I would say "Soup".  That sorta fit the bill. Well, consider yourself formally welcomed to... EVERYTHING!!! 

P.S. If you have a really cool nickname post it in the comments below!

- Soup